Hey Young World

A few thoughts..

-In the past week I have seen males driving cars that look like they are owned by females. Yea let me just tell you a man was driving a minivan, solo, with a plate frame that read "I'd rather be shopping at Nordstroms". Oh really middle aged man? Me too. The other two were all interior. A cheetah print steering wheel cover with a matching seatbelt cover, black leopard seat covers on a convertible. Where did all the F250 boys go?

-Nephew likes the big K. He has fun. So much fun. So much fun he forgets to go to the bathroom. The school called to let us know about the accident and my very wonderful boyfriend was the only one available to pick up poopy boy from the afterschool part of his kindergarten. Boyfriend: When he got in the car he was like "Ohh J, when I sit down right now the poops gonna squish in my pants everywhere." Ha! Hope the kid makes it in time next time.

-Speech this semester, its required and it makes me want to drop out of college entirely. I'm just not a speaker, don't do it well. It makes me supernervous. Last week, I procrastinated HUGE and didn't start to memorize my speech until 1 oclock that day. After awhile of google-ing "good reasons to miss class" I decided to just go. This weeks topic can be anything. I pick my kitty, cutest in the whole world. That's how I feel about my dog too. I'm sure ill say the same thing when I have kids. Judgements. about.

-Tool Academy on Vh1 is on as I'm typing this. This show is sooo ridiculous I might tune in on the regular. Oh my goodness. These guys are craz-yy and the poor girlfriends.

Good Words

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We Forgot The Dog

We went to dinner for my sisters birthday tonight. It was yummy I havent had steak in forever. Highlight of dinner=my nephew telling me "we should have brought my dog because he (the dog) would have been impressed." Ha! Little man must have just known that of course my little 5 pound pup would have been impressed with the steakhouse. His first day of the big K is tomorrow he's going to do great. Did anyone else see this ? Let me tell you I am a wonderful multitasker! Just the other day I plugged in my flat iron and blow dryer while brushing my teeth. Have a good week!

Worst Boyfriend In The World

He is. He really is. I was patiently waiting in the car parked in the driveway. Little did I know he was crawling from the doorstep all the way to my passenger side door. BahhRawwrrGahhh+ Banging on my window, that's pretty much what it sounded like. He scared me sooooo bad! I thought it was a crazy psycho killer. And I always check out my side mirror and even the rear view when its dark and I'm by myself but I didn't even see him crawling on the cement all the way to scare the crap out of me. Tears. I was in tears, I hate being scared like that! Like to the point where it just hurts and your just like damnit I hate being scared! Yours truly had a little big drama panic shock attack but seconds later I was good. Ha! I know I know-wimp! I couldn't help it he scared the heck out of me! He felt bad but I wasn't that mad, it was a good scare, if anyone was around they would have gotten a kick out of the whole scene. Very funny.

What's This? What's This? I Can't Believe My Eyes.

Man guilty of groping Minnie Mouse at Disneyworld.

How bad is that.

If you have an incurable sweet tooth and are on a limited budget, head to your nearest Mcdonalds.

Not the greatest picture of the greatest 2$ dessert: Hot fudge /caramel sundae. Yep! Mixed! Mickey D's knows how to put poundsonmybody a smile on my face! I bet chocolate & strawberry would be good too...

I cant wait for thursday woohoo. Goodbye for awhile =)

Disneyland Railroad, first stop Toontown please.

Airbag Doggie Death

I found it pretty much impossible to get the timing right in order to take a good picture of fireworks. Camera too slow, fireworks too fast, whatever. My man and I watched them in a little parking lot, and after they were done, an old creepy rent a cop security lady came over to our car. J was driving. She pointed at me. "I need to talk to her!" What.the.F. We weren't doing anything illegal, I didn't even know her, what the heck did she want with me? Let me just tell you what she felt was so important.
"Miss, you know if you get into any kind of car accident your little doggie will die. (she put big emphasis on die) I'm a certified EMT you know and if the airbag goes off and your pup is on your lap, he will die."
I'm serious. I couldn't help laughing at this kook. Thanks for the info (great advice if you hadn't already known the obvious; airbag+smalldog=:( Not to brag (or jinx myself ha) but I have the best driver as a boyfriend. I don't worry. I sit there with my 5 pound pup and watch him look out the window. Our ride home was funn-yy. We thought of ways to "save the doggie" in case of accident. J's idea-raise him above my head so the airbag doesn't pop out on him, I came back with throwing him in the backseat(much quicker).

Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now!

J and I took our little mutt to the local off-leash dog park the other day, and we saw the funniest/grossest thing happen, depending how you look at it. The park wasn't that crowded; 2 other older couples, a group of kids, and a woman with her son. We were just standing around watching little mutt urinate on every trash can in sight when we heard the woman's son, who seemed to be about 5, yell for his mom. She started to walk over to the boy that was standing by the doggie water fountain(similar to this one pictured). "I gotta go to the bathroom", the boy yelled. His mom said "Ok hold on." She walked back to a near bench and grabbed a sweater or something. J and I glanced back at the boy. There he was, holding up his shirt a little bit with his jeans pulled down, only then did we notice the little boys stream of urine pouring out onto the woodchips. The lady called out "Justin, No! Wait!" Oh my goodness. The other couples in the park had seen and were chuckling too. Justin's mom walked over and attempted to splash water from the water fountain, to wash away the puddle of pee. Thoughtful. They left right after, Justin's mom seemed a little embarrassed ha. Ahh little boys. J explained how hard it is for the male species to hold it. (As little Justin proved) Myself on the other hand, I could hold it tell the cows come home. Gross bathroom? Ill hold it. Long line? Ill hold it. Males on the other hand...J said guys cant just simply stop the flow-"When you gotta go, you gotta go." Well obviously.